In the meantime let me scar your retinas with this! (Daily Mirror, via Cracked).
Still dazed after being anaesthetised for three hours, a pedigree pet is hauled upright to show off its new tattoo. The controversial “body enhancement” was carried out on Mickey – a rare Canadian Hairless breed also known as a Sphynx cat. His female owner was said to be delighted with the Tutankhamun design inked on to his chest at a tattoo parlour.
It's a Sphynx cat. Get it? Get it? Sphinx? Like the Egyptian thing? Yeah!